Jul
26
2010
Again in Posche (it pains me to spell like this), perhaps as a way to further piss Danielle, Kim D. asked her daughter Jacqueline Ashley to walk to the Fashion Show. Shortly thereafter, invited Danielle to patch things and beg to come to the fashion show, promising that there will be no drama. (Ha.) Danielle rationalize the presence of the party, because the place was Wayne and nobody would dare to mess with it in the city where he lives. Apparently there is an invisible fence that keeps the outside Manzos, which is strange because I’ve never seen wearing collars censor.
Recognizing that fashion would obviously problems, Teresa and Jacqueline consulted the all-knowing, all-seeing Caroline, to decide what will do when forced (sort of) to face Daniel. Caroline advised them to throw it out, if there was any kind of problem, because if we do nothing, the terrorists win. Hey, I was just a thought – maybe Daniel is Osama bin Laden in drag? Call someone from the CIA, I understand this whole thing out. It’s all so clear now, we’ve been wasting our time looking in Afghanistan.
When finally the evening fashion show and Kim D. “, everyone showed their Range Rovers different colors and my favorite part of the whole thing was that Teresa was wearing a gray fur coat that he was eyeing the last episode. I am, Teresa – when I buy something, I have to wear it soon too. Real talk.
Jul
26
2010
When Kim D. called back minutes later, Danielle beat the stupid way that can only be done by a tried-and-true crazyperson, and then minutes later escaped to the parking lot of the Range Rover and stomped on to beat in the face. You know, just in case the Kim D. did not understand how he felt betrayed because the shopgirl was on the phone when he entered and did not fall at her feet to be of immediate help. Has only one, people. Can not professional singers, and probably-fake lesbians get some respect in this world; Danielle stomped out and vowed never to spend any money in the store ever again, but once charged just everything in a tab anyway I am not sure it would be any great loss.
Back at Chateau Manzo, Caroline was sad for growing children and her husband wanted to retire so around more to keep her company. It even has three children living at home, so I’m not sure it is empty isn’ta drama Nest tad premature. (Really, when is Chris going to move; Never). Her husband says he will never quit working completely, and I believe him. Men like him never do, for good or for bad. Albert later took Caroline out for a nice dinner later and promised to try to cut a little back to work and take more time off. Getting a dose of real human emotions during the show is about as consistently straight in the sun.
Jul
23
2010
Next Teresa had to face the music and the music, I mean Greasy Joe. Seemed to enjoy the whole thing until you get to weave-pulling part, though Teresa has a dignified place – if you thought someone had hit my mom, I would do a lot worse than pulling on her hair extensions. I’m not entirely convinced Ashley really think Danielle was hit Jacqueline, but it is certainly a convenient route. In the end, Joe has a double high fives Teresa and a kiss to participate throughout the debacle, which is completely predictable if you’ve followed the show for more than, uh, 15 minutes.
Spliced between all of this stuff, Bravo has managed to plant a nugget or two of reason. Albie wanted to return to school of law, but to do that, a letter from the previous school who would allow him to attend a new university. I guess it’s really the end of the story, as far as the episode continues. Any small hints logic last night we did not last long.
Jul
23
2010
Of course, after everything was said and done, Daniel ran to Danny The Ex-Con and Jacqueline and Teresa went to Caroline plot further strategy. Danny threatened to jeopardize parole to defend dubious honor of Danielle (WHAT A major), but all Caroline has been more or less I agree with what I have said so far. The other women were given exactly what Danielle has always wanted – a police report which is ultimately the one accused of crimes.
Well.
In addition to consulting with Danny, Danielle also spoke with energist to talk about how Jacqueline Teresa and want to hurt. Apparently everyone in New Jersey has energist, since this is the second we’ve seen so far this season. The energist (who is also a psychic, which makes it much more reliable) thought that Danielle and Jacqueline should speak out, just thought energist Dina talk about things with Daniel. We all know how that went.
The energist named Jacqueline, who more or less to read the Riot Act. They were not buying any of the metaphysical BS, that just makes me more love Jacqueline. I suspect that it is much smarter than a bit flaky outer veneer is likely to propose. When energist wanted to “clean” (or what was done), Jacqueline played games iPhone, which is perhaps the only time I managed to crack a smile during the first 40 minutes of the episode. Not only did I smile, but I actually laughed out loud, perhaps enough to disturb my neighbors.
Jul
23
2010
Danielle and Teresa finally got the argument that they were both trying to lead all night, much to the eternal happiness Andy Cohen, I’m sure. Everyone was yelling, Kim C. Teresa threw back his chair, after he got up, Danielle began to run, for reasons not fully clear, broken glasses, Jacqueline screamed for the records of courts and Firearms and Danielle hid in the bushes. Literally, in the bushes. She was crying and hyperventilating, and again for unknown reasons, apparently unable to open.
Just as Kim G. had failed to heal spontaneously paralyzed Danielle, the Ashley ran behind her and pulled her hair weave of Danielle, at which point I would like to remind us all that these women are adults. Adults in an event. And if you really are blinded by fear for your safety, why stop just outside the door of the building that holds your would-be attackers? Do you keep on hobbling to the car and the possible loss of your shoes are broken doomed? Course if he did, it would likely be difficult for the crew to maintain and get a good shot …
Jul
23
2010
As I say, Lanvin no longer produce the logo satin Lanvin Cabas Tote. For those of you who are not exactly a problem, but if you like now without the opportunity to buy one, Kate Spade is here to help. And by “here to help,” meaning “here to make a very similar bag.”
The Kate Spade nylon seraphine Bow Tote is made of different material and has a slouchy charm of the issue of Lanvin, but for a much lower price and a brand with a very structured style, to be expected. The main points of the bags are the same – it’s so brightly colored, leather totes without a black bow-adorned handles. Lanvin was a very popular source of “inspiration” for less expensive brands in the past year or two, so it should come as no surprise that such a close approximation of satin totes are readily available.
Jul
23
2010
I’m always a tad bit embarrassed when he can not determine a bag. I spend 40-plus hours a week, a wallet, and at a certain point, I feel like I’ve seen almost every bag that the fashion world has to offer. Just when I get comfortable in this feeling, a bag is always with me knocking on my horse high. This time, the bag carried by Kelly Rowland.
A friend sent me this photo of La La Vazquez and Carmelo Anthony of the wedding weekend, which Rowland was invited. My first inclination was to say that the bag is yet-to-be-released Louis Vuitton, but then thought better of it. I guess my friend was Chloe, but this does not seem entirely correct. If you have information about this bag, please let us know in the comments. Click above image for a closer look.